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Astronauts of all ages and sizes will love tasting this authentic Astronaut Ice Cream Sandwich. Tastes just like the real thing because it is the real thing! Astronaut Ice Cream is very fragile, even if there is some breakage during shipping- It is always delicious to eat!

 Make your car smell like a delicious roadside diner with this pungent, personified food air freshener. Mr. Bacon is 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall and smells like sizzling bacon. String for hanging included.

 There's nothing better for fixing your boo boos than Bacon Bandages! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" (7.6 cm x 2.5 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.

 Each one of these mints tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, you'll see that mint and bacon is a match made in heaven. Each 2-1/4" x 2" x 1/2" (5.7 cm x 5.1 cm x 1.3 cm)...

Uh, oh. Have you been caught sticking your finger into that irresistable cake batter again? Next time, don’t gross everyone out - use your BatterFinger instead! It’s a handy silicone spatula that stirs and scrapes with ease, and makes frosting a snap. It’s perfect for when you...

This bendable skeleton can be put anywhere! Shape it any way you want! Have it hugging a wine stem, sitting on your desk, or hanging from a lamp!

If your vamplet gets hungry, you’ll want the Vamplets Disappearing Bottle of Blood to settle her tummy. Filled with red “blood” and capped with a black baby bottle nipple, this mysterious snack disappears as youfeed it to your Vamplet! When it’s tipped back upright, the “blood”...

You know those pens that end up in your pocket or purse promoting Joe’s Garage or Nancy’s House of Insurance? Well the sick minds at Fred have taken it one step too far with this sub-versive collection of immortal advertising keepsakes. Hand ‘em out to your friends, your parole officer,...

These Mustache Candies are a tribute to the greatest facial adornment worn by man. From pencil thins to handlebars, we proudly salute upper lips that are hirsute! Each 6" (15.2 cm) long tin contains about seventy-five, mustache-shaped candies. Tutti frutti flavor.

 With a tin of these mints you can experience the unparalleled flavor of homemade cherry pie at any time of the day. Just pop one in your mouth and you'll feel like you're back in grandma's kitchen drooling over a fresh-baked pie cooling on the windowsill. It's like a Norman Rockwell painting in...

This flexible ice tray will keep your freezer pharmacy stocked with fast-acting, drink-cooling relief!Each tray makes 5 pill-shaped ice cubes.

One of our most popular cups, The LED Light Up Cola Glass. The look and styling are familiar but you might not have seen a glass with this much LED lighting before! Available in several color variations, select your desired cup and ensure your party or event will be the talk of the town.

Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions! Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) tall metal tin contains twelve 1-3/4" x 1-1/2" (4.4 cm x 3.8 cm) latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain. Three different colors...

Quelch your craving for cupcakes with these delicious, frosting flavored Cupcake Mints! Each 3" x 2-1/2" x 1/2" (7.6 cm x 6.4 cm x 1.3 cm) tin contains one hundred and thirty mints that will satisfy your sweet tooth without expanding your waistline.

The right poo for you! Six unique silicone key caps will lend an odorless hand in keeping your keys in order.

 Don't let soiled underpants ruin your day! With these handy Emergency Underpants you'll be prepared for any untimely underpants incidents. Better safe than soggy! Each 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" (7.6 cm x 3.8 cm x 1.9 cm) tin contains one pair of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most ...

The Original Gal Pal is the fastest simplest way to remove annoying white deodorant streaks from clothing. Now you can instantly buff away marks, DRY, no more wet washcloth or having to remove your streaked clothing only to have it happen with the next outfit. As THE original maker of a dry pad that...

These awesome and fantastic glitter tattoo kits are sure to entertain children and adults alike for hours! Amazing for sporting events, holidays, slumber parties, birthday parties~pretty much any occasion! Simply apply a bio-hypoallergenic glue to your skin, pour the glitter on, and brush away--and...

 These succulent strips of Gummy Bacon are so realistic you'll want to fry some up and serve them with an egg and a side of hash browns. But please don't. Gummy Bacon should only be savored raw. Each illustrated window box contains four 6-3/4" (17.1 cm) long, 20 gram slices of strawberry flavored...

The vibrant, hand-painted rings feature all kinds of expressions and designs and are ... trade 'em, and always keep your attitude at your fingertips with HandVibes!

Indulge your skin.  Belly Bar ® is perfect to calm and soothe anyone’s dry, itchy skin.  Originally developed for expectant mothers, the Belly Bar is unprecedented as a moisturizer for taut, stressed skin. As the Belly Bar ® is picked up and warmed by the hands, the...

Indulge your skin.  Marvelous and healing, these lotions come in a variety of sizes and fragrances to meet every need. These lotions are loaded with shea butter, nature’s powerful moisturizer, as well as other exotic butters. Our new Bee Bar® Cream with Shea, Aloe and Royal Jelly...

Indulge your skin.  Marvelous and healing, these lotions come in a variety of sizes and fragrances to meet every need. These lotions are loaded with shea butter, nature’s powerful moisturizer, as well as other exotic butters. Our new Bee Bar® Cream with Shea, Aloe and Royal Jelly...

Our I'm Going to Die Journal gives hypochondriacs an amusing outlet for their most paranoid ruminations. With playful prompts and candid quotations, you'll journal until your symptoms (at least temporarily) subside.

ILLUMINATED MOTION. LOOKS LIKE JELLY BEANS IN MOTION IN LIQUID. 25 JELLY BALLS INCLUDED. RELAXING MOTION. DIFFERENT.

Who hasnÕt wandered blindly at the grocery store, trying to remember what to buy? Stick this bestseller on your fridge and check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when next you shop.

Cooking may be an art, but just like painting a masterpiece, creativity isnÕt always enough. Making a tasty meal not only requires passionÑit downright depends on planning. Forgo trial and error altogether and ensure every dish is a chef dÕoeuvre!

Writing a to-do list always feels good, but with this boldly jaded pad in hand, youÕll really show your crap whoÕs boss. Divide and conquer crap by category, then check it off as you get it done. Call it like you see it. The crap stops here.

The agony and sleeplessness wasted on resolving dilemmas of import are time and energy you’ll never get back. Fortunately, there’s now a tool to alleviate these woes. Walk through the steps of “Make a Decision” and you’ll never equivocate again.   Give good...

Call attention to your sense of humor while instilling proper etiquette in your guests with our sturdy and reusable drink coasters No matter the occasion, imbibing visitors are sure to marvel at your good taste and mind their manners.   More polite than actually saying it yourself ...

Call attention to your sense of humor while instilling proper etiquette in your guests with our sturdy and reusable drink coasters. No matter the occasion, imbibing visitors are sure to marvel at your good taste and mind their manners.   Dry wit—and drinking cheer—for the...

Drinking alone is no fun. Let someone know you require that they be your partner in inebriation, whether for debauched conversation, post-beverage sex, or simply because God invented the blender.   A hilarious present for your favorite drinking buddies Throw three—or seven—sheets...

Make your farmers’ market excursions more fruitful with this useful pad, an artisanal cousin to our popular All Out Of Pad. Plan your outing to make the most of it—and never forget your reusable bags again!   Doubles as a regular grocery list in a pinch A terrific gift...

Is there really any excuse for a fashion faux pas? With the Fashion Citation, let people know how they could improve—they’ll thank you for it!   Good taste: it’s no longer subjective Modern-day etiquette for the masses 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets   ...

What could be more satisfying than congratulating someone with a classic high five? Unfortunately, this tried-and-true greeting is depressingly short-lived. Maximize avowals of approval with our High Five Nifty Note—guaranteed to outlast even the most overzealous verbal praise.   ...

Journals have long provided a much-needed place for unalloyed honesty, but our Inner-Truth Journals are themselves honestÑafter all, what else do we scribble about than our oh-so-humble opinions?

Whether youÕre coming or going, the remedy for pretrip chaos and forgotten toiletries is here. An exhaustive checklist of everything you could ever need on a trip, this organizational tool will help even the most forgetful to arrive and depart fully equipped.

Kids will discover a world of intrigue and adventure right under their noses with our Scavenger Hunt Pad. More active than any techno-gadget, this pad keeps young’uns busy and ignites their imagination as they search for “treasure” around the house (or hotel room, backyard, etc.). Take...

Everyone needs a little help from time to time. With the aid of Self-Therapy, now you can finally help yourself! Whether you feel depressed, anxious, or even perfectly well-adjusted, this step-by-step pad will guide you toward a breakthroughÑor at least determine who or what to blame.

While everybody claims to have a shit list, thereÕs never been a way to turn the metaphor into realityÑuntil now. Bring the power of organization to your grudges, and find psychological well-being through the mere act of writing grievances down.

No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts. One for everything you need, there are WTF, All of of, OMG, NAG, Crap, Things That Piss Me Off, To Do, Your on My...

The Takeout Menu Organizer proudly acknowledges the fact that most of us donÕt cook every nightÑor any night. Our revamped modern-day recipe box conveniently stores everything necessary to feed oneself via telephone or Internet in one contained place. Includes handy meal-rating stickers, tipping guide,...

Hypochondriacs have long had to satisfy their needs for self-diagnosis with medical reference materials written for the masses, but this revolutionary book is dedicated entirely to the hypochondriac’s unique perspective on health. With over 300 deadly diseases profiled, conveniently organized...

Making a list of things to do is one of the few chores both essential for organized productivity and delectable for leisurely procrastination. A stylish reinterpretation of the stressed-out classic, the To Do Pad all but guarantees that everything will get done.   The perfect gift for go-getters...

Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the...